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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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