- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

rocky is here again.......................

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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