Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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