- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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