- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

womans having rights.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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