Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

i like it in the mouth

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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