- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam Hengal.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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