How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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