- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

My wife made me a sandwich

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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