Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

I have a gay camel

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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