Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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The NBA and womens sports

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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