- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

A car walks into a bar.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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