- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

wanna here a joke? you.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Your dads dead. lol

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Iif your reading this ur gay

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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