- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

A car walks into a bar.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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