- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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