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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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