- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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