Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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soccer

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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