A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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i like men but im not gay

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why did the

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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