Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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