What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Where's my tractor?

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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you suck

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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