- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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