- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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