- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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