Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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more like nig!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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