- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Guess who is violent. Osama

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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