- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Bags of delicious poop.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Who is John Galt?

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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