- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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