- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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