- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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