why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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bryden is a faggot

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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