Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Gingers.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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