- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Caolan and Eamon

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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