Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Woman's Rights

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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