- Anti Joke

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.