- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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