- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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