- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

what do u call a apple a apple

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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