Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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