- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Where's my tractor?

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

copy me and i will kill you

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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