Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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