- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

knock knock? come in

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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