whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Donald Trump

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Refrigerator

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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