Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

belly button

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

womens rights

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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