What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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