Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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