- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

your mum

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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