- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Black people having a Job.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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