Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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