How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Continents are large islands.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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